Monday, September 29, 2014

Ode to a Stinkbug

There once was a stinkbug named Klaus
Who lived in the walls of my house;
When the weather got colder,
Klaus turned ever bolder

(cover your children's eyes now)

I changed his surname to Squash.

I don't care that it doesn't rhyme. Klaus did not deserve a rhyme. Klaus was a stinkbug.

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